For a particular crowd, myself included, there is no such thing as a “way-too-early” mock draft. I have enough self-awareness, though, to take a step back and recognize that my interest in the NFL Draft borders closely on obsession, so alas, here is my objectively “way-too-early” mock for the 2024 NFL Draft. Note on draft order: I just used inverse Super Bowl odds. So if you don’t agree with the order, just know that I don’t either in some places, and those are our valid yet irrelevant opinions here.