Fantasy Life

The 2024 NFL draft is so last week. Literally. So it's time to release my way-too-early first mock for 2025. Over the past six years (since I started submitting mocks in competitions) I’m the No. 2 mocker in the FantasyPros Accuracy Contest, and I'm a lifetime 484-424 (+102.6 units) betting on the draft. In 2024 I was a terrible 38-49 (-10.4 units) thanks largely to a heavy fade of QB Michael Penix, but I was at least the No. 5 mocker on the year, so I'm just gonna close my eyes and hope my poor betting performance was due to variance and strategic stupidity. Anyways … Let's get to the way-too-early mock.