Well hello there, fellow Cleveland Browns fan, and welcome back. Thank you for reading, live long & prosper and Mele Kalikimaka to you, wherever your home may be on this big, beautiful planet of ours, and we sincerely hope you have plentiful bacon and an overabundance of happiness. The Browns are coming off of their worst overall performance of the season, which was whatever the opposite of 'super fun to watch' happens to be in the English language. A trip to the Boston area is not complete without some chowda, and apparently it's also not complete without being put in a blender by Belichik's crew. 45-7 is a stinker, any way you slice it. Up next are the winless Detroit Lions, a seemingly decent opportunity for a Browns team desperate to find their mojo before a critical, make-or-break doubleheader against the Baltimore Ravens.